Hey, sorry people I have been slacking with the blog recently, but dont worry I have not forgotten about you. I have been doing a little business with a couple of people...don't worry nothing too dodgy, and I should be updating with interviews and more things that will make you wanna slap your mama!
To those that get angry when I don't post, be happy. This female got too much attention and look at her now. YES, its Britney's newest video.
Farrrk hittin her 'one more time', someone needs to slap her in the neck-back for this.
Yo people everyday is valentines day when superstank is in the premises, and as I am full of so much love I asked myself why dont I share it?Then I asked myself, why the hell should I, what have YOU GUYS done for me lately. But that phase passed (Dont mean its forgotten though.). Now love is a beautiful thing, and this guide is all you need for a perfect relationship. Blud, after this you wont need to pretend to make calls to your 'boo' when you know full well your calling T-mobile...unless thats your kinda thing.
STEP ONE: KNOW THE DEAL
I know alot of you arent so 'date smart', so when I say 'know the deal', I mean know their every move. Now I'm not saying you should stalk your potential partner, Im just saying you should know their every move and make sure your at least 5 steps behind them at most. You know what farrrk it,STALK THEM. Its a free country.
STEP TWO: OPERATION SMILE'N'STARE Now, nothing is more attractive than a beautiful smile and eye contact. I mean I should know I get baaare dates. No matter what anyones says, there is no limit to how much an individual can smile. Also, the rule about 'its too rude to stare'yeah? Well its complete rubbish, the person who made that up said it because they didnt want us taking their dates. Dont be ashamed to stare at your loved one to be. Make them KNOW that you arent messing around. Always be there. In their face. Staring. n' if they ask whats the problem be like, "I'm staring at you...yeah and whhhuuut?".
STEP THREE: ATTITUDE MY GYAL. Now dont be put off by the heading, this tip isn't limited to the gyal dem. Now I know you've heard the saying treat 'em mean keep 'em keen?..well you aint ever known it like this. When I say mean I MEAN...MEEEEAN. This is not to be confused with bullying...but its damn close.Pure attitude man, people love that. It may seem hard at first, but think of every feeling you have for them yeah?...feels lovely dont it? well think the TOTAL opposite of that and it will come easily. You dont want your future love to think you are a door mat that they can wipe their 'doo-doo stepped in' Converses on do you? I think not. Show them whos the STELLA and whos the BEN in this relationship...no!, thats bad. Sorry.But still.
STEP FOUR: MAKE 'EM LAUGH Now this is the hard part, show your loved one that you know how to have a good time without them thinking your 100% safe. I mean nothing spoils the moment more than a safe individual I mean if she/he wanted to date Richard and Judy he/she would have said so. I mean tell a joke or two, crack a couple of jokes then suddenly switch and go all JEREMEY KYLE on their laughing ass. I mean are you a circus freak to be ridiculed and boyed off? I thought not!!
Now thats it!! Believe me these tips will work, they haven't yet worked for me but still.
Small print: I will not be held responsible for any harm, be that mental or physical,this guide may cause. Dont even tell people I gave you these tips if anything goes wrong. Dun no.
I want to say hey to all my beautiful 'mandem' and 'girlsdem'. Sorry I have been a bit slow with the blogging, there has been so much going on right now. Not that my life is intersting or anything...I am currently trying to find the Wiley review on this stinking (not STANKing) computer but I will find a way. I will also be posting a blog on how to form a beautiful relationship, I mean I'm a lover not a fighter, so why not help all of you lonely, sad people out there (including myself) find love. Hehehe. Don't say superstank dont love you.
Hey, all I am back again but this time 'strictly professional' as the rich ones say. But dont be skuurd, it wont last for long. This is a section of a music review I did for Live Magazine, the Wiley Bow E3/ 50/50 review and others will be posted tomorrow for the grime heads. skeeeeeen.
Natasha Bedingfield SoulMate (single) Sony BMG
Top songstress Natasha Bedingfield is back again with ‘SoulMate’, the follow up to her top 10 smash ‘I Wanna Have Your Babies’, but this time the tune doesn’t make any man within a 2-mile radius run for cover. Also known for upbeat music such as her hit song ‘Single’ in 2004, it is a nice change to hear something new. Vocally Bedingfield really gives it all she’s got. The melodic track can still be described as slightly depressing but is sure to pull on the right heart strings. (2/5) ST
Amy Winehouse Tears Dry On Their Own (single) Universal
This woman just can’t seem to do anything wrong nowadays, new track ‘Tears Dry On Their Own’ being no exception. The song is a classic which is sure to have everybody from local bad man to ballet dancer trying to sing along. Like Winehouse herself, the lyrics are blunt and to the point. The track showcases Winehouses talent as she makes the breakdown of a relationship sound so damn soulful. Whilst listening you can’t help but hear the Motown influences which is a refreshing change. Winheouse fans will not be disappointed by this one. (5/5) ST
Common The Game (single) Island
Hip hop has officially entered the building and you can’t get any bigger than Common. The rapper-turned-actor, who has appeared in top movies such as ‘Smokin’ Aces’ and ‘American Gangster’, is back again with his new single ‘The Game’. Common, known for music for the mind and soul reaches out to all with his conscious lyrics. ‘The Game’ fuses an old skool flow with a hot beat which in turn creates something special. All those that appreciate real hip hop need this in their lives. (4/5) ST
The Hoosiers Worried About Ray (single) Sony BMG
The Hoosiers, aka Irwin Sparkes, Martin Skandahl and Alfonso Sharland, are a three piece rock band hailing from London. The trio who have their very own genre, ‘odd pop’ are making their mark with track ‘Worried About Ray’. The Hoosiers have a string indie feel coupled with an upbeat, poppy influence. The track is something different and has an interesting story to tell. The vocals and beat are full of summer energy which makes the single a must for indie lovers. (2/5) ST
Oh and my bad luck continues as I find out the Lethal B All Age Concert at the Carling Academy IS CANCELLED!!
It aint a ting doe, because...
I would say see you there, but my selfish sister decided to have her wedding on the same day. I'm beggin her to move it. Nah, jokes...love you long time sistren.
Hey all, I am usually a very optimistic person. But today just wasn't my day. It started in the morning. I woke up late meaning I missed most of Jerry Springer. I mean theres nothing better than eating your breakfast whilst a woman finds out her husbands leaving her for her grandmother. Good shyte.
Next, I rush out of the house to find out I left my key inside. Now people I have the type of parents that live by the motto, 'why should I keep my phone on if I don't know how to use it?', MAYBE IF YOU TURNED THE DAMN TING ON YOU WOULD LEARN. I mean I could be getting shanked up by the polish mob and they wouldnt receive my call until at least a damn week later. So, after standing outside the front door for at least 10 mins wondering if I turned the gas off. Ya know da deal. I left.
Strike three. I finally get on the 355 bus to Brixton, you dun know bout the seasoned poultry (chicken for the slower kids) + chips from Morleys. N' just as I thought whats the worst that can happen mr. Dirty McNowash straight out of stink city decides to sit next to me!! I mean no discrimination. But there were so many free seats I mean a whole school could fit up in there with seats left. But no it had to be me. Language is an amazing thing yet this man can not be described using words, his stench was reaching levels not even Michael Jordan on stilts could reach. I sat for half an hour attempting to hold my breath and buss open a couple of windows, BUT HAVE YOU GUYS TAKEN THE TIME TO REALISE HOW LITTLE THOSE BUS WINDOWS OPEN!!?? Its abuse I tell you.
Strike four. I visited the Live Magazine offices and all was fine, but when it came time to get my ass back home disaster struck. I was attempting to get on the 333 bus back to my endz as you cool ones call it, and as I was stepping onto the bus I got pushed by an old lady. When I say pushed, I do not mean a 'light innocent granny scoot out of the way', this woman went Kill Bill on a dude. I'm telling you. I contemplated whether I should kick her stick out of her hand. But I caught the video below yesterday and I'm not looking to get beat down by Nanny McPhee.
I did'nt know the Crips and Bloods were so wide spread! Damn Gangsta Grannies n ting.
Are you dumb?
Oh and tomorrow I shall be doing some single reviews.
Now I have something very serious to discuss. You all know about the serious floodings around certain areas in England recently right? Well, I kinda dont care about that at the moment. Not being rude but people should be rejoycing. I mean free pool and dat.
Anyway, today I was on the bus with friends. Yeah Im down with public transport aaaaand what? As i was going to sit down I caught a glimpse of someone who I thought looked really intelligent in the face. You know the situation you see someone on road and they really catch your eye. Well I looked at this fairly pretty looking boy and his friend sitting beside him. However I felt I strange feeling like something was going on a.k.a I was being faaaarkin nosey. And to my grand surprise the two boys were kissing. NOW STOP I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING WHAT THE HELL, IN BRIXTON YOU CANT BE SERIOUS. Yeah I know. But we later found out that the pretty boy was actually a pretty girl when she took her hood off.
Now this is something that has been going on for a while. Certain girls on road thinking they are men. I mean its great that girls are becoming more equal, independent and are speaking out. But when you hear a chick talking about 'blad I gotta bigger shoe size than you', questions must be asked. Its cool to wear what you want, fashion should be comfortable and and reflect you. But the amount of times i have had to turn around because a girls shouted the words 'you takin man for a deeeek head?' its ridiculous.I mean what happend to the good old days when girls would wear skirts and get called a sket for it? Were are the days when you could start up your own KFC franchise with the amount of breast, leg and thigh on show? Nah jokes aside. The clothes are cool but no need for the 'im a chick wid a grip' attitude.
But no superstank dont discriminate. You boys are on a ting too.
Now I am not one to judge but certain people on road are moving very dangerously. Reason being that some boys be moving more shifty than 50 (cent if you dont know) nowadays. All this metrosexual stuff. I mean yeah a man needs to wash and stay groomed. But when you enter your room to find your man attempting to teef your eyeliner. A line must be drawn. This is a serious thing because certain people wont be too happy to find out that 'cheng ting in the skinny jeans with dat backorrrf' is actually their uncle Jonathan.
Also the top image has no relevence to the topic issue. She is a valued she and appreciates skirt wearage. dont farrrk around.
Now I have done some stuuuupid shyte. Believe me. Back in the day like telling my teachers I had asthma so couldnt do pe. Ummm giving fake names like 'shardonay' and 'porsha'. You know the deal. But I was never...and I mean NEVER. Dumb enough to go overseas to get drugs...well at least not dumb enough to get caught iiiinit. The news about the two girls that got nabed in ghana for picking up drugs probably isnt new to you. But frankly i dont care. These two gash heads took the phrase deeeeekhead movements to a whole new level. The worst thing is they try lie saying they didnt know it involved drugs. When you realised the aeroplane was going to ghana and not france im sure you realised shyte werent right. All i can say is i hope you bought plenty mosquito repellent because ghana dont ramp. Like you'd ever find superstank doin crap like that...wait 'ole up...for £300,000?..skeeeeeen. smugglers betta know.
Kinda late with this one. Kano + Craig David...who would have guessed it. Craigey try pump weights and ting. Good on a real doe. All soppy n dat.
This one has been out for a lil while now but I just had to.Plus my mum wudda fly kicked me if i didnt....so...Young mum.Old mum.Sketty mum.Wholesome mum.However you think of your mudda, skeptas hand needs to get shook for this...whether its for the song itself or his footwork.Its big. Yuuuuhhhh-mudda.
Hey people allow me to introduce myself...I'm superstank. Don't ask questions the name just sort of happened. This is my blog (its kinda boring at the moment), but chiiiiiil just as your dealer promised you last week. I WILL DELIVER. Your probably wondering what the point of this swag looking blog is? Well, being inspired by other journalists I realised writing is an interest I had, but there wasnt much out for people my age...dont tink about asking my age...thats rude.So this blog is going consist of things important on road right about now, music... grime perhaps? but I'm willin to listen to other stuff if your good. This blog is for me to showcase what i do whilst show casing what you mofos do whatever it may be. Trust. This is a very open blog so feel free to send me an email requesting any tpics you might want me to touch on, any underground artists who want music promoted and such. Like the mafia...help me help you iniiiiit. So dont be a speng.
