I lick a shot and disappear like a genie.

Yo people everyday is valentines day when superstank is in the premises, and as I am full of so much love I asked myself why dont I share it? Then I asked myself, why the hell should I, what have YOU GUYS done for me lately. But that phase passed (Dont mean its forgotten though.). Now love is a beautiful thing, and this guide is all you need for a perfect relationship. Blud, after this you wont need to pretend to make calls to your 'boo' when you know full well your calling T-mobile...unless thats your kinda thing.

STEP ONE: KNOW THE DEAL

I know alot of you arent so 'date smart', so when I say 'know the deal', I mean know their every move. Now I'm not saying you should stalk your potential partner, Im just saying you should know their every move and make sure your at least 5 steps behind them at most. You know what farrrk it,STALK THEM. Its a free country.


STEP TWO: OPERATION SMILE'N'STARE
Now, nothing is more attractive than a beautiful smile and eye contact. I mean I should know I get baaare dates. No matter what anyones says, there is no limit to how much an individual can smile. Also, the rule about 'its too rude to stare'yeah? Well its complete rubbish, the person who made that up said it because they didnt want us taking their dates. Dont be ashamed to stare at your loved one to be. Make them KNOW that you arent messing around. Always be there. In their face. Staring. n' if they ask whats the problem be like, "I'm staring at you...yeah and whhhuuut?".

STEP THREE: ATTITUDE MY GYAL.

Now dont be put off by the heading, this tip isn't limited to the gyal dem. Now I know you've heard the saying treat 'em mean keep 'em keen?..well you aint ever known it like this. When I say mean I MEAN...MEEEEAN. This is not to be confused with bullying...but its damn close.Pure attitude man, people love that. It may seem hard at first, but think of every feeling you have for them yeah?...feels lovely dont it? well think the TOTAL opposite of that and it will come easily. You dont want your future love to think you are a door mat that they can wipe their 'doo-doo stepped in' Converses on do you? I think not. Show them whos the STELLA and whos the BEN in this relationship...no!, thats bad. Sorry.But still.

STEP FOUR: MAKE 'EM LAUGH

Now this is the hard part, show your loved one that you know how to have a good time without them thinking your 100% safe. I mean nothing spoils the moment more than a safe individual I mean if she/he wanted to date Richard and Judy he/she would have said so. I mean tell a joke or two, crack a couple of jokes then suddenly switch and
go all JEREMEY KYLE on their laughing ass. I mean are you a circus freak to be ridiculed and boyed off? I thought not!!

Now thats it!! Believe me these tips will work, they haven't yet worked for me but still.



Small print: I will not be held responsible for any harm, be that mental or physical,this guide may cause. Dont even tell people I gave you these tips if anything goes wrong. Dun no.