Hey all, I am usually a very optimistic person. But today just wasn't my day. It started in the morning. I woke up late meaning I missed most of Jerry Springer. I mean theres nothing better than eating your breakfast whilst a woman finds out her husbands leaving her for her grandmother. Good shyte.
Next, I rush out of the house to find out I left my key inside. Now people I have the type of parents that live by the motto, 'why should I keep my phone on if I don't know how to use it?', MAYBE IF YOU TURNED THE DAMN TING ON YOU WOULD LEARN. I mean I could be getting shanked up by the polish mob and they wouldnt receive my call until at least a damn week later. So, after standing outside the front door for at least 10 mins wondering if I turned the gas off. Ya know da deal. I left.
Strike three. I finally get on the 355 bus to Brixton, you dun know bout the seasoned poultry (chicken for the slower kids) + chips from Morleys. N' just as I thought whats the worst that can happen mr. Dirty McNowash straight out of stink city decides to sit next to me!! I mean no discrimination. But there were so many free seats I mean a whole school could fit up in there with seats left. But no it had to be me. Language is an amazing thing yet this man can not be described using words, his stench was reaching levels not even Michael Jordan on stilts could reach. I sat for half an hour attempting to hold my breath and buss open a couple of windows, BUT HAVE YOU GUYS TAKEN THE TIME TO REALISE HOW LITTLE THOSE BUS WINDOWS OPEN!!?? Its abuse I tell you.
Strike four. I visited the Live Magazine offices and all was fine, but when it came time to get my ass back home disaster struck. I was attempting to get on the 333 bus back to my endz as you cool ones call it, and as I was stepping onto the bus I got pushed by an old lady. When I say pushed, I do not mean a 'light innocent granny scoot out of the way', this woman went Kill Bill on a dude. I'm telling you. I contemplated whether I should kick her stick out of her hand. But I caught the video below yesterday and I'm not looking to get beat down by Nanny McPhee.
I did'nt know the Crips and Bloods were so wide spread! Damn Gangsta Grannies n ting.
Are you dumb?
Oh and tomorrow I shall be doing some single reviews.
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